Sunday, October 25, 2009

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Mechanic helpful

Announcement of origin:

I have a 1998 Nissan that was buffered someone last week. There is a small attachment that would fix it ... but I can not afford to go to the body shop .. am'aider anyone is ready for cheap I will make a HUGE favor. Thank you!

From Me ***********@**********. org

Hi, how are you.

I am an engineer in search of odd jobs extra, I can probably help you with your car. What is the extent of damage to the car?

Mike

From Kristen ****** Me:

Hi Mike. The damage is not too important ... the hood is bent and the headlight and broken .. but by bringing it to a quote they told me it get in the few thousands of dollars in repairs. I do not know if they wanted m'arnaquer So take a look if you want. Sorry ... this is the best photo that I took with my phone

Thanks!

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From Me Kristen ******:

Ouch ... it does not look good Kristen. From the photo it seems obvious that you'll need a new hood, a fender and headlight. Looks like the lighthouse is broken and it seems you got severely damaged the hydraulic system of the lighthouse at the same time. By the way the cap is twisted, it seems that transmission has been moved and will probably have to replace it. In view of the damage to the lighthouse, I may be having to change the pump hydraulic fluid from the lighthouse at the same time, and I need to get the engine to do this. It will ask A LOT of work.

How have you considered spending to fix this?

From Kristen ****** Me:

Oh, I thought it was not so bad ... do you think you can fix this? I can not spend too much money in there.

From Me Kristen ******:

For sure I can fix it. I can surely steal the pieces in a jigsaw but you'll have to pay my deposit if I get caught. The last time the bond was about $ 400 and had to pay another $ 500 fine for trial. Regarding labor, gonna cost you in $ 1500. Change pump hydraulic fluid from the lighthouse is very difficult and probably gonna ask a lot of time. So count in the 1500 to $ 2400

From Kristen ****** Me:

ok, thank you. Is too much for me ... I will continue like that for now

From Me Kristen ******:

Kristen, I strongly suggest you have it repaired immediately. You will never control technique without the hydraulic pump and the headlight is very dangerous to drive without. It could be that your car takes fire and explodes while you are in driving.

Listen, I understand that you have a tight budget and I'm ready to drop my offer of a few hundred dollars on the cost of labor if I have your CD tuner. You will not have better offers.

From Kristen ****** Me:

what? the other guy never said anything of the sort. I will first ask some advice first, I will keep you informed. thank you

From Me Kristen ******:

Do not wait too long, now your car and outstanding serious dangers

From Kristen ****** Me:

I just called the auto center and they told me there is nothing like that, pump hydraulic fluid or light ... light ... they are funny .... What is your problem asshole?

From Me Kristen ******:

Whatever the person you spoke with, it obviously has no idea what she speaks. Listen, you can see from the picture, you are clearly losing your headlight fluid. I noted on the attachment with the red arrow. You can see the flow of the lighthouse.

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From Kristen ****** Me: Ok

asshole .. thank you for wasting my time

From Me Kristen ** ****:

Sorry to try to save your life. You will be sorry when your liquid will take fire and blow up the transmission while you drive.

SEE VO

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Announcement of origin:

Business Search Soccer opportunity for my child. I will drive to come take n 'where in the corner of Malvern.
Not by telephone, email only: ************verizon.net

************verizon.net From Me:

Hi,

I have a bunch of old cases that shook football perfect for your daughter. I have balls, nets, etc.. Tell me exactly what you're looking for and we can talk prices. Thank



Mike

From ************verizon.net to Me:

In fact these things are for my son because I want him to get down to football. I am looking for Driving nets, balls and cleats size 6 if you have any. Thank you.

From Me ************verizon.net:

Sorry, I thought it was for your daughter because it's football. If this is how you want to raise your son, I have other things you might want to buy it. I stick twirling pink with silver ribbons, a set composed of two cheerleader pom poms with pink panties and a small megaphone.

I ask $ 100 for the net drive, 20 for the ball, 25 for the stick and $ 30 for the whole cheerleader. I do not have cleats size 6, but anyway thee not need soccer cleats. Your son can directly use his slippers rabbits

let me know if you're interested.

Mike

From ************verizon.net to Me:

I am very interested to kick your fucking ass. A question asshole: if you think soccer is gay, why are you got all this equipment and stuff cheerleader?

From Me ************verizon.net:

Please, do not you gonna kick ass person. That thou wilt cause your son to play football rather than football says a lot about you as a man.

To answer your question, I have a stick and a set of cheerleader as a trophy. When I was a kid I used to hang around the neighborhood and beat up other children playing soccer and steal their business. I picked these tips cheerleader this kid living in the neighborhood, Caleb. I always knew this kid was not clear, it was hanging in the corner with her pink bike and always wanted to play at tea other children. I tried to help by beating him and stealing his stick, but I think AC did not work. I saw him in Philly a few years later, sucking a guy in an alley. Anyway, I kept all this stuff at the bottom of my garage as a test of my manhood, but I must make room for my new shotgun and my jigsaw.

Want this stuff or what? I also have the DVD of Brokeback Mountain . I ordered Die Hard but I got this thing by mistake instead. This is the kind of movie you and your son would love to watch.

From ************verizon.net to Me:

You must be so proud of your manhood big guy with your rifle and your jigsaw.

From Me ************verizon.net:

Oh yeah, shit, just that I'm proud. It's just part of being a man, something you do not seem to know anything a priori. Listen, I'll tell you, forget the stick and the whole cheerleader. I want to help. I'll sell my shotgun for $ 1700. It is a Remington 10 gauge that will put hair on your chest. Take your son hunting with ca. There's nothing more manly than exploding the head of a deer and eat the veins of his neck still raw.

After that, once having made up your level of masculinity you can come back and I'll sell some business football has your son. I would hate to see him suck Caled one day in an alley in Philadelphia.

From ************verizon.net to Me: And what art

what you think about you stick your gun in the ass and pull the trigger? Fuck you.

SEE VO

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Stomach Ache At Night But Not In Day




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