Announcement of origin: Business Search Soccer opportunity for my child. I will drive to come take n 'where in the corner of Malvern.
Not by telephone, email only: ************verizon.net
************verizon.net From Me:
Hi,
I have a bunch of old cases that shook football perfect for your daughter. I have balls, nets, etc.. Tell me exactly what you're looking for and we can talk prices. Thank
Mike
From ************verizon.net to Me:
In fact these things are for my son because I want him to get down to football. I am looking for Driving nets, balls and cleats size 6 if you have any. Thank you.
From Me ************verizon.net:
Sorry, I thought it was for your daughter because it's football. If this is how you want to raise your son, I have other things you might want to buy it. I stick twirling pink with silver ribbons, a set composed of two cheerleader pom poms with pink panties and a small megaphone.
I ask $ 100 for the net drive, 20 for the ball, 25 for the stick and $ 30 for the whole cheerleader. I do not have cleats size 6, but anyway thee not need soccer cleats. Your son can directly use his slippers rabbits
let me know if you're interested.
Mike
From ************verizon.net to Me:
I am very interested to kick your fucking ass. A question asshole: if you think soccer is gay, why are you got all this equipment and stuff cheerleader?
From Me ************verizon.net:
Please, do not you gonna kick ass person. That thou wilt cause your son to play football rather than football says a lot about you as a man.
To answer your question, I have a stick and a set of cheerleader as a trophy. When I was a kid I used to hang around the neighborhood and beat up other children playing soccer and steal their business. I picked these tips cheerleader this kid living in the neighborhood, Caleb. I always knew this kid was not clear, it was hanging in the corner with her pink bike and always wanted to play at tea other children. I tried to help by beating him and stealing his stick, but I think AC did not work. I saw him in Philly a few years later, sucking a guy in an alley. Anyway, I kept all this stuff at the bottom of my garage as a test of my manhood, but I must make room for my new shotgun and my jigsaw.
Want this stuff or what? I also have the DVD of Brokeback Mountain . I ordered Die Hard but I got this thing by mistake instead. This is the kind of movie you and your son would love to watch.
From ************verizon.net to Me:
You must be so proud of your manhood big guy with your rifle and your jigsaw.
From Me ************verizon.net:
Oh yeah, shit, just that I'm proud. It's just part of being a man, something you do not seem to know anything a priori. Listen, I'll tell you, forget the stick and the whole cheerleader. I want to help. I'll sell my shotgun for $ 1700. It is a Remington 10 gauge that will put hair on your chest. Take your son hunting with ca. There's nothing more manly than exploding the head of a deer and eat the veins of his neck still raw.
After that, once having made up your level of masculinity you can come back and I'll sell some business football has your son. I would hate to see him suck Caled one day in an alley in Philadelphia.
From ************verizon.net to Me: And what art
what you think about you stick your gun in the ass and pull the trigger? Fuck you.
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