Here is a series of emails, or try to sell my TV. It seems that I ask too much.
Announcement of origin:
TELE PLASMA HDTV - $ 850
I sell my TV 42 "720p Plasma Samsung (PN42A410). I bought it there is a year and it works very well. I just want to buy a larger one.
From ************yahoo.com to Me
Hi, I'll take the 700 to $
From Me ************yahoo.com
You ask me to lower the price of $ 150. I am prepared to do if you let me draw 20 times in your groin (unprotected) with my Paintball. I will pay the rate of fire is 150 meters per second.
From ************yahoo.com to Me
serious?
From Me ************yahoo.com
Yeah. 20 shots and she is yours.
From ************yahoo.com to Me
euhhhhhh not. And when I say $ 750
From Me ************yahoo.com
T'a a girlfriend? If thee is one, it is hot (I want to see the picture) and she sucks me, I you do the TV for $ 750.
From ************yahoo.com to Me
Fuck dude.
From Me to ************yahoo.com
Listen, I'll sell it for $ 900 without thee need to do all that stuff.
From ************yahoo.com to Me
fucking shit, your ad said $ 850
From Me ********** ** @ yahoo.com
I added $ 50 because thee tried to bargain with me. I am willing to withdraw the $ 50 if you let me crack a bottle of vodka on empty your head.
From ************yahoo.com to Me
Fuck
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From **************comcast. Net Me
A TV like it cost $ 699 new at Best Buy (store). I'll give you $ 400?
From Me **************comcast.net
For $ 400 I cut the TV in half with a jigsaw and I'll give you half. Which half will want you? The left half has the HDMI input, the right has buttons ON / OFF-channels-settings.
From **************comcast.net to Me
I think I'll go to Best Buy
From Me ********** ****comcast.net
LOOKS! Before going to Best Buy, look my new offer:
I'll sell you the TV with a great new price of $ 800. In addition I was putting the break on a gay porn movie and I expected to leave like that for the whole weekend story cramer slab with embedded image behind. I do not if you accept my new offer in the next 10 minutes.
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From cory ***** I was
I give you $ 600 in cash for your TV
From Me ***** cory
It suits me, when are what you can come and get?
From cory ***** to Me
Or are you that lives?
cory From Me ***** **** *******
From cory ***** to Me
yeah I know, but I'd like to have the exact address.
From Me ***** cory
I can not give you ca. Sorry but I do not trust people on the internet.
From cory ***** to Me
Ok, you want me to deliver it to me?
From Me ***** cory
To kidnap me? I do not think.
This is what we'll do: we will arrange to meet you one Sunday afternoon in the crowd somewhere in town. I headed for the street market and you will head towards me 13 hours to clear (when the town hall clock stops ringing). Prepare a black suitcase with $ 600 in in denominations of $ 20 non-sequential and non-shrinkable. I have a black suitcase too and I wear a black suit. Tell me how you gonna get dressed. We get into it accidentally, it will drop our bags and try to recover that of the other before leaving. You will find in the bag a key that will open a black van 1998 Ford Ecoline Miner parked in the street. Takes a TV inside and leaves the keys inside, I'll be watching so no nonsense. If your bag does not contain $ 600, the van will be destroyed. Are
it get you going?
From cory ***** to Me
not, what art is it that this mess?
From Me ***** cory
Why not?
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