Saturday, August 15, 2009

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Seeking supervisor in a hotel pool, the job begins in July 2009. You must have your certification and experience in the rescue. You have several lifeguards under your responsibility. Contact me.


From Mike Partlow ***********@********. org

Hello, my name is Mike Partlow. I am interested in the position of lifeguard manager in your hotel. Here's why I'm qualified for this position :

- I am a former Navy SEAL. The water is my blood.
- I have already saved countless lives on three continents. I once rescued the crew of a submarine sinking in the Antarctic.
-I highly trained for combat submarines. I am ready to handle any situation that could threaten this pool.

I will ensure that this pool is as safe as the Hau River during the American occupation. My custody losses will be minimal. I am setting up a week of extreme training to ensure that rescuers under my command are ready to serve the hotel pool. The safety of all swimmers is my number one priority. I also make sure that all swimmers after an intensive training program in underwater environment before they gain access to the pool.

Nobody runs my custody. PERSON

I hope to work in your hotel

- Mike

From Mark ******** to me

Mr. Partlow,

Thank you for your application. Unfortunately you seem to be somewhat overqualified for this position. We already have a program for our rescue and we do not want visitors to be submitted and some extreme measures that will be before reaching the pool. Thank




******** ******* Mark Hotel Staff

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