Black Dress And Black Nylons

Wife "Special"

Announcement of origin:

I need the help of a specialist to repair a large hole in the wall plaster in our entrance hall. The hole was near one meter wide. It will bring all equipment necessary but I will take care costs. I can send pictures of the hole if necessary.

Send me your availability and a reasonable estimate.

From Me *************@*********. org

Hi,

I saw your ad and I can 't help it. The best thing to do on the plasterboard is to completely cover the hole with coarse tape and then paint over. If you have wallpaper, I could just apply it to the hole. It would be even easier. After repair, no one should rely on it, or it may be pounded again. I suggest you hang a poster over the hole. I have some old posters of Bon Jovi that I could bring to put on top. I'm

available all week and I'm $ 25 an hour. When did that I can spend?

Dan

********* From Brittany to Me

Hi Dan! Thank you for your prompt response. It looks great! I will transfer this message to my husband and I come back to you as soon as possible.
Thanks! Brit


********* From Bryan to Me

Dan

My wife sent me your email but I do not think she really read / understood what you you write. If you are serious then we do not need your help. I hope this is not the way you do to fix things.

Anyway I'll still tell my wife read the emails before I forward them. Sincerely



Bryan

From Me Bryan **********

Hi Brian,

Your wife does not look very smart. I was going to advise her Hooked on Phonics (cf. manual 'Learning to Read ") but it seems to be able to write. I just think she lacks the capacity to understand what she reads. I have a cousin a little "slow" and there is also a very good remedial school in Philadelphia where he went. They make during reading comprehension, if you want I can watch and send information to your wife.

- Dan

From Bryan to Me ********* Heh heh

, it could be exactly what he needs ...

From Me Bryan ****** ****
Copy: Brittany *********

Super! I convey our conversation with your wife school information.

The school name is "Smithbridge School for Special People" (cf: The Bridge School for special people Smith) and you can call (***)-***- 2195.


********* From Bryan to Me

Oh man ... please do not ca ...

From Brittany has *********

me You're kind of stupid. Excuse me for being busy and forward your letter. Go to hell!

From Me Brittany *********

Brit, you should really consider this school. It did not look but in fact they can really help you. It has really done for my cousin. He had all the time used to stay with my aunt but now he has a wonderful job at McDonalds. STP, passes them just a phone call.

Dan