Friday, August 21, 2009

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Announcement of origin:

research Collector vintage liquor, scotch, rum, bourbon, etc.. Ready to pay the price for the best bottles.

Timmy Tucker **********@**********. org

Hi! I saw your ad on ********** and I think I have some "great wines" that might interest you.

I have a half-pitcher of Captain Morgan Rum, a rare vintage from the Caribbean. I bought in a supermarket in Long Island in 2007 and after taste I think it has reached perfect ripeness. I am willing to sell for $ 300.

I also have a super rare bottle of Tequila Aristocrat. You can feel the taste of a great vintage every gorged. I recovered from a friend saying he had bought in a supermarket in Baltimore in 2005. You can really feel the atmosphere of the south in that one. Because of its rarity, I'll sell $ 500.

If you're interested, too, have half a pack of beer fresh natural assets. Purchase made at a party where I was a month ago. This brotherhood (see: student association in the U.S.) has a very old story Syracuse (cf: the University ), this historical legacy has passed a beer. There are no more vintage than that. I sell every cop $ 50.

I hate to see this stuff go but after my third withdrawal of licenses for driving while intoxicated the court ordered me to get into a program that involves staying sober. That, I think it's the best of my collection.

Please keep me informed. I have other buyers on the spot and I need to know as soon as possible. Thank



Tim

From Evan ******* to me

Tim

You must be crazy to consider these low-rays as "raw." It does not interest me and I feel offended by your attempt to sell me such a low-end liquor prices as grotesque.

Evan

Timmy Tucker Evan *******

Evan

I'm really disappointed that you are not interested in these vintage treasures. All bottles and cans that I offer come with a priceless historic value. Reconsider my offer please because I do not think you can not find such an offer or whatever.

- Tim

From Evan ******* to me

Are you crazy? Want to sell me $ 50 for an old beer month that you stole from a fraternity? I'm not interested.

Timmy Tucker Evan *******

Evan

I did not steal these beers and I'll dismiss the charge. Please buy them. I am trying to recover from my alcoholism and I'm scared to drink again if I am not able to get rid of the booze.
Do not make me fall in alcohol again please!

Tim

From Evan ******* to me

But anyway, why not just throw these drinks? You have problems dude. From

Timmy Tucker Evan *******

Qudwa RUINED MY EVAN VI. I HAVE ALL BLU BUTEILLES. YOU MAKE MY PANTS AND FLEEING POLICE CAISS DJWEHKF. WIFE TO HOSPITAL. I HATE YOU EVEN destroy VI

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