Announcement of origin: I NEED CASH! I am a worker and I can do all kinds of work. I do plumbing, plaster, electricity, construction, and anything else if necessary. Contact me by email or tel.
From Dan Gibson *************@********. org
Hi I need your qualifications. I have a problem and I hope you could help me. Last night while I was throwing up in toilets, I accidentally dropped my phone and then do I flushed. It is a small laptop so I'm pretty he went on to the septic tank in the garden. I need to get this phone. It contains a photo of my irreplaceable friend, Tim, trying to nab a big one. I must have it so I can continue to fuck me out of his mouth for the rest of his days.
I hire you to dig the grave. It is 4600 liters and it has not been emptied for some time. The good side is that I let you take all of what you'll find out from my phone. There are probably a ton of spare change and many other treasures. The remuneration of the work could be potentially huge.
Tell me about yourself
available. I'm here all week. Contacting me via e-mail qu'évidement because my laptop is at the bottom of this shit (without wanting to make puns).
Thanks.
Dan
From ivan ******* to me
you must be mad crazy
From Dan Gibson ivan *******
Are what it means yes? Your ad said you were doing the plumbing.
Dan
From ivan ******* to me but yeah
es what I say I swam in a tank full of shit? Non
you could not pay me a thousand dollars to AC
From Dan Gibson ivan *******
Ben listens, I thought it spoke of "I'm doing the plumbing." I had not realized that you did not take the jobs for which you're too scared.
I just remember that there some time, the engagement ring my ex-wife accidentally fell in the bathroom while I cleaned out the bowl. If you find it, it is yours. It is fake diamond (I ripped off, ha ha!) But it must be worth at least $ 50.
And especially for you, I just throw some deodorant in the toilet to freshen up the septic tank
So are you going to do me now or not?
From ivan ******* to me
wow, a great guy t'al'air class. you do not need a worker, what you need is a fucking expert septic suicidal. Fuck
From Dan Gibson ivan *******
No, I just think I need a REAL worker and not a fag who says he does plumbing but shrinks at the last moment when he finds the job too difficult. It not even a hard job so I do not see what the problem is. Damn, my 10 year old son could do. In fact, he has done before. I'd like to ask him again but my ex took my children and moved to Arizona.
Are what you could move you to do this job? The device still rings when I call home but the battery will no longer hold out long. I think I can hear it when I'm on a septic system. Listen while you explore the pit, I will draw the hunt by putting some soap to clean Inside the pit a little bit.
From ivan ******* to Me
name of god, I wonder why your wife took the children ... Fuck. You're a fucking retarded!
SEE VO
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