Friday, August 14, 2009

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Chronicle Shaniqua - Part 2


I could not resist going to piss off a bit. I used another email account.


Announcement of origin:

********** HELLO TO YOU 1500 DOLLARS *************-

HELLO, I'M LOOKING FOR A FORD EX PLORER ! I NEED A BIG 4X4 SO IF YOU SELL YOUR MARKET AND IS WELL, SAY ME. I AM A MOTHER CELIBACY AREA IN NEED OF A MEANS OF TRANSPORT ITS LOVELY 3 GIRLS IN THE CORNER BUT NOBODY IS AL'ETROIT. A FORD EXPLORER WILL BE PERFECT FOR U.S.. AL'ACHETER LOOKING TOWARDS THE END OF OCTOBER, IF YOU HAVE ONE TO SELL, THE TELL ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

(announcement was attached with a photo of her posing for the photograph, the kind of thing needed for an "ad car")

Moi Shaniqua ***********

Hi! I saw your ad and I think I have the perfect car for you. I am selling my 2001 Ford Explorer Eddie Bauer edition. It's a great car and I do not like to see her go but I need money to pay the fine on my second withdrawal of permits due to driving while intoxicated.

Only 112000 km! Here are the details:

- CD
- Windshield intact
-
Rear tires - Spare Tire
- New windscreen glasses
- Beautiful white paint
- Interior fabric

There is a small scratch that will require some minor repairs. As you can see from the picture it may be necessary to change the headlight and passenger side retro to pass the technical inspection. I took him to the mechanic and he said that retro can be repaired.

I sold the car for $ 1800 but because of these small problems I go down the price to 1750 dollars.

Thanks, Ryan Jackson



Attached:


Shaniqua ***********

to Me I'm sorry but I can not even buy your car if it looks really well and I liked being behind the wheel, but it's out of my budget. I do can not spend more than $ 1500, sorry.

(obviously she has not seen the photo)

Moi Shaniqua ***********
I'll tell you, I walk down the price to 1500 but I have to keep the CD player and the passenger seat. I'll also get all the money in my ashtray.

This car is a great deal. I put a picture, look at her and tell me!

Shaniqua *********** to Me

WHY HE IS BUYING THIS LOT OF Feraille BUT WHY, HOW MUCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!
(untranslatable without meaning, obviously the girl was mad with rage supplement)

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