Thursday, August 20, 2009

Get Well To Your Daughter Poem

Arms Kids Base

Announcement original

Need a nanny for the summer / babysitting!
You will supervise and entertain children during the summer. There are 10 children aged 7 to 9 years. Research preferably a schoolmaster in summer vacation to teach and entertain children with fun activities.


From Mike Partlow ***********@**********. org

Hello, I am the

Staff Sergeant Mike Partlow and I am on leave for six months. I have nothing to do back at home and monitor these child looks funny. I have a whole bunch of activities for them and I guarantee you they will not get bored. Tell me if you're interested and we will discuss the payment.

Sergeant Partlow

From Donna ******** I

Mr. Partlow,

Thanks for your answer! Sounds. Do you have experience with children? What kinds of activities would you do? I am looking for something a little education and sport for boys.

-Donna

From Mike Partlow Donna **********

Donna

I have a bunch of experience with kids of the time or I or the Middle East. I can teach my skills through games and fun activities. I can teach them basic weapons handling, close combat, the removal of explosives and unarmed combat. They'll have fun! I will provide the firearms, but I ask you to pay for ammunition. I can create fun and educational activities. The kids really seem to appreciate the use of weapons as you do with words they understand. For example, the Middle East I used to teach kids how to shoot a M203 using a modified version of "pin the tail on the donkey." Instead of the tail was a grenade and 40 minutes instead of the "pin" the scrubs since they a safe distance. I assure you that with children's safety is my primary concern, the fact that they play is also my priority.

Sergeant Partlow

From Donna ******** I

you kidding? You realize that these children are 7 years're not?

From Mike Partlow Donna **********

Donna

It's never too early to teach children these things in everyday life. I am aware they are young and I'll adjust my program accordingly. We will use M16A2 5.56mm caliber is a great weapon for children. It works by borrowing gas so with a minimum of hindsight, this makes it an ideal weapon for use by children. What do you think? I really need a job.

Sergeant Partlow

From Donna ******** I

is ridiculous. I really hope you're not serious.

I am not interested. Thank you

From Mike Partlow **********

Donna Donna

It saddens me that you are not interested. You may regret it if your child is one day faced with a situation of close combat without knowing put a charger in his gun.

If you change your mind and you decide you want your children to grow up to become men and not fags, keep me informed.

Sergeant Partlow

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