Friday, August 14, 2009

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Chronicle Shaniqua - Part 1







Announcement of origin:

*** ******* HELLO TO YOU 1500 DOLLARS *************-

HELLO, I'M LOOKING FOR A FORD EX PLORER! I NEED A BIG 4X4 SO IF YOU SELL YOUR MARKET AND IS WELL, SAY ME. I AM A MOTHER CELIBACY AREA WHO NEEDS A MEANS OF TRANSPORT ITS LOVELY 3 GIRLS IN THE CORNER BUT NOBODY IS AL'ETROIT. A FORD EXPLORER WILL BE PERFECT FOR U.S.. AL'ACHETER LOOKING TOWARDS THE END OF OCTOBER, IF YOU HAVE ONE TO SELL, THE TELL ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

(announcement was attached with a photo of her posing for the photograph, the kind of thing needed for an "ad car")

Moi Shaniqua ***********

wech yo chick, I have a Ford Explorer for you.

is not really a 1997 model but the 1985
and it's not really a ford explorer it is a ford bronco but it's the same

Here are the details if you want:

-347 292 km-transmission in good condition, the fifth speed and reverse function but not the rest
-engine V6 has been replaced by a V8, fuel consumption is pretty good, I made 30 liters at 100 the other day on the motorway but it was with the premium 98.
electric window but crank them down
radio, it works but there is a tape of Def Leppard Inside blocked and she wants to go out. It's great for the fans of Def Leppard!
I am a smoker so you can noticed in the car, but for $ 10 more I'll throw a deodorizer in the fund
she has an airbag, but it opened during my last accident, I did not replace the air conditioning running
- more but it really worked well
-heating works if you drive long-
the chassis is twisted to cause an accident with a semi-trailer but until you exceed the 60km / h you should have no problems
you can put 5 people so it's good for kids but the rear seats are trademarks of piss and beer, they were cleaned by pro with CISP
lemon-missing rear window but it has been repaired with plastic film
he will make a few minor off again: new brakes, needs a new radiator and cooling system. I talked to a buddy who knows a lot about cars and he said it should not cost more than a few dollars.

I ask $ 7500 but I am ready to negotiate

Tell me what do you think

-ted

Shaniqua *********** to Me

No thank you . That's not what I seek is too old and is not even the same model of Ford.
Regards:)

Moi Shaniqua ***********

I am ready to lower the price up to $ 7000 and put a tape of Phil Collins in the car. Even if it sounds old, she walks as if it was the OJ Simpson case. All Fords are built to last.

Shaniqua *********** to Me

not think thee I read my ad. I do not have 7000 dollars to put in a FUCKING BRONCO 1985 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You'd better clear the wreckage. Go away and leave me alone stopped me wasting my time !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Moi Shaniqua ***********

I see you're tough in business. My final offer is 6900 dollars and I include covers of my cutlass supreme 1983. These covers are brown with a lot of marks and cigarette burns but it will keep that super bronco super clean. STP rethink this generous offer.

Shaniqua has *********** ME

DSL ANNOUNCEMENT, 1500 DOLLARS AND NOT MORE. I DO NOT WANT YOUR FUCKING FORD BRONCO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Moi Shaniqua

*********** Ok, I see this bronco is luxury beyond the reach of your budget. Good. I have another car more affordable that you might like. It
in Geo Metro 1996. Almost EXACTLY like a Ford Explorer . As I look at both, personally I do not know the difference.
was the car of my son but he lost his license after the first withdrawal for driving while intoxicated. Now I have it on the arm.

I have no use and I will like you sell it for 1550 dollars.

Details:

-393000 km on HWY
-AM radio, great for newsletters traffic and radio disney
-3 super tires at Walmart (Auchan), they have another 300 km to go.
-half the transmission works. The reverse does not work but worry not really need anyway
-the car runs at a right because of an alignment problem. But with the present direction, it easily rotates to the right. Three right turns can make a left turn.
-no-gray card
now we need brakes, a muffler, a front wheel and technical control. But as much as you do not stop, no one has anything to do technical control
-painting is red / metal rusty. There's few places with rust, but I ca covered with tape and painted. It's like new!
-supplied with the club, the state of the art of locks. But I lost the key, he is stuck on the wheel. Perfect for the car to leave the west from Philadelphia!
-tank loses the essence so you do from 30 or 40 liters per 100 depending on your conduct. You just plug the hole with a chewingum

For this price this car is a BUSINESS! Tell me what do you think

Shaniqua *********** to Me

'RE CLEAR CLEAR CLEAR an asshole, YOU BREAK !!!!!!!!!!! !!

Moi Shaniqua ***********

so you do not want the geo? You miss the car of your dreams. For that price I'll put in more than three Newsweek, an old toaster and a Jersey Terrell Owens Eagles jersey in Philly.

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